Exxon Cares!

At this point, we don’t know much about Exxon’s oil spill near Mayflower, Arkansas – especially because Exxon doesn’t seem to want to let many people look at what’s going on.

Twitter to the rescue!  There’s an account called “Exxon Cares”, telling you all that you need to know, and…what’s that you say?  That’s not an Exxon account?  Yeah, probably:

Tar sands is the chunky peanut butter of oil. #Delicious

— Exxon Cares, Y’all (@ExxonCares) April 10, 2013

Exxon delivered 12,587 pages of documents to the Attorney General. When he’s done reading them, can use them to soak up the oil? #ARoilspill

— Exxon Cares, Y’all (@ExxonCares) April 10, 2013

If this tornado blows the oil into Lake Conway, we can all agree that is God’s fault, right? bit.ly/ZGwuT9 #ARoilspill #ARwx

— Exxon Cares, Y’all (@ExxonCares) April 10, 2013

You might have noticed all the workers in HAZMAT suits in #Mayflower, AR. See, pipelines DO create jobs! #KXL #ARoilspill #oilspill

— Exxon Cares, Y’all (@ExxonCares) April 6, 2013

Someone tried to shut down the account when it was just “Exxon Cares,” so now it’s “Exxon Cares, Y’all.” Fine by me.