Well, not ever gonna play Fall Guys now

Pharyngula 2020-09-25

Fall Guys is a popular video game. I’m not much into video games, so I probably wasn’t going to play it anyway, but now this illustration of the hypothetical anatomy of the creatures in it has totally turned me off.

Well, you asked for it…

This is official lore now

Remember:

• Human shown for scale • Fall Guys are 183cm (6ft) • This Fall Guy is happy, look into his eyes • We can't take it back

Official Fall Guys Artwork by Senior Concept Artist:https://t.co/OgiS6WXzno pic.twitter.com/eCLJu1DBpP

— Fall Guys 👑 (@FallGuysGame) September 23, 2020

What is the jaw connected to?

I understand some of you are repelled by spiders, but they at least have a logical structure. This is the kind of content that sends my brain screaming into the void.