Please don’t talk to me.

When someone smiles at you for no reason:

Um, are you like, OK?

Via Twitter: @commonfemaie

When someone says hi to you:

WHY.

Nickelodeon

When you're around people you hate but you're trying to be cool about it:

VH1

When someone is calling you and you can't deny it fast enough:

You need a phone setting for "send every incoming call straight to voicemail."

CBS

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