Toenails, bald princesses, and…Ed Balls.

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3. I was travelling back to my uni campus after work just after 12am on the District line. It was just me and one other guy on the carriage, when he looked me dead in the eye, got on all fours and started crawling towards me barking like a dog. Luckily we arrived at the next stop before he reached me. I've never flown off the tube so quickly in all my life!

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2. I was sitting in a deserted carriage one evening so decided I would sing along to my iPod at the top of my voice. I was really in the zone, so much so that I hadn't noticed the fact that about 20-30 people had got on at the next few stops. I was perfectly sober.

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