Broadway magic happened!

August 21, 2031: Human Centipede: The Musical opens to rave reviews.

Performing to a packed house at the Josh Groban Theatre in Manhattan's Broadway district, the cast delivers a riveting performance that the New York Times calls "one of the most beautifully nuanced fables of our time."

The original cast recording, featuring such songs as 'Feed Her Love' and 'I Don't Like Human Beings, But I Love You' becomes a Top 10 bestseller on iTunes, selling nearly 75 downloads.

A year later, it is adapted into a feature film directed by Rob Marshall and starring two former members of Fifth Harmony and American Idol runner-up Clark Beckham. It is not well-received.

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