12 Corporate Mascots From Your Childhood Who Weren't As Cool As They Thought
BuzzFeed - Latest 2015-10-19
Summary:
Sunglasses are an accessory, not an attitude.
Max Headroom
New Coke... same old corporate brainwashing. Those backgrounds were designed by the CIA for mind-control purposes... that's why we can't remember anything he said!
Coca-Cola
Mac Tonight
Why would the moon need sunglasses anyway? Maybe so he can hide the shame of helping to cause widespread diabetes.
McDonalds / Via flickr.com
Spuds McKenzie
This pitbull who caused millions of children to deaden their minds with alcohol. Not cool, Spuds. Not cool.
Budweiser / Via msnbcmedia.msn.com
Joe Camel
Where do I start? How about the fact that his nose was designed to subliminally make people think of every sexual body part at once? That's almost more egregious than encouraging children to die from emphysema.
Camel / Via 171.67.24.121
