29 Things That Inevitably Happen When You Have Big Boobs
BuzzFeed - Latest 2014-09-15
I didn’t choose the big boob life, it chose me.
You'll have cleavage....no matter what.
Hugging becomes pretty awkward because your boobs reach the person before your arms do.
You grasp yourself anytime you run up stairs, or down stairs.
Because you're terrified of what would happen if you didn't.
You lose food in your boobs.
And then find entire crackers at the end of the day when it's time to take the bra off.