Here's Meowseph Stalin's Adorable Five-Year Plan

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Meowseph Stalin, a very stern yet cuddly cat, would like to announce something very important.

Meet Meowseph Stalin, the cutest dictator ever. He's here to share with you his very simple and straightforward Five-Year Plan toward global, and internet, domination.

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YEAR ONE: Collectivization of Catriculture

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"We must start by becoming one with the land. That way, the land knows who's boss. And the boss is me, so that step should be easy. Love the land."

"We must start by becoming one with the land. That way, the land knows who's boss. And the boss is me, so that step should be easy. Love the land."

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"Then we must let the humans know that they will still have responsibilities during, and after, our revolution. Important ones like cooking. They like to feel needed."

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10/03/2014, 15:52

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10/03/2014, 15:41