Trump Says He Will Sue Everyone in Wisconsin

MILWAUKEE (Satire from The Borowitz Report)—In a sharply worded post-election threat on Tuesday night, the Republican Presidential candidate Donald J. Trump said that he intended to sue the entire population of Wisconsin “for everything it’s worth.”

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