Ability to Generate E-Mails Key Indicator of Stamina, Medical Study Says

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—A person’s capacity to generate a large number of e-mails is a key indicator that he or she has the stamina to perform well in a demanding executive position, a new medical report released on Monday asserts.

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