Criminals Flood Into Texas After Learning How Easy It Is to Get Acquitted

Borowitz Report 2023-09-18

Summary:

“An acquittal is yours for the asking if you’re white, male, and nefarious,” one perpetrator said. “I check all the boxes.”

Link:

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/criminals-flood-into-texas-after-learning-how-easy-it-is-to-get-acquitted

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Authors:

Andy Borowitz

Date tagged:

09/18/2023, 21:59

Date published:

09/18/2023, 10:12