George Santos Says If G.O.P. Lets Him Stay in Congress He Will Stop Using Their Credit Cards

Borowitz Report 2023-10-12

Summary:

He also expressed “deep regret” for checking into the Bellagio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas last weekend under the name Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Link:

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/george-santos-says-if-gop-lets-him-stay-in-congress-he-will-stop-using-their-credit-cards

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Authors:

Andy Borowitz

Date tagged:

10/12/2023, 18:31

Date published:

10/12/2023, 14:12