https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/proud-boy-to-be-in-prison-until-he-is-elderly-boy
Borowitz Report 09/06/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/giuliani-requests-change-of-trial-venue-to-four-seasons-total-landscaping
Borowitz Report 08/28/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/millions-expected-to-watch-world-lying-championship-tucker-carlson-donald-trump
Borowitz Report 08/21/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/giuliani-claims-trump-could-never-have-got-so-many-indictments-without-his-help
Borowitz Report 08/17/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/melania-concerned-that-trump-will-be-unavailable-to-attend-divorce-proceedings
Borowitz Report 08/15/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/indicting-hunter-biden-would-make-him-formidable-republican-candidate
Borowitz Report 08/14/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/clarence-thomas-hikes-price-of-supreme-court-decisions-to-keep-pace-with-inflation
Borowitz Report 08/10/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/desantis-shakes-up-campaign-by-replacing-self-with-appealing-person
Borowitz Report 08/08/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/clarence-thomass-rv-stranded-after-engine-runs-out-of-caviar
Borowitz Report 08/07/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/new-trump-fund-raising-e-mail-asks-supporters-to-serve-prison-time-for-him
Borowitz Report 08/02/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/half-of-all-gop-voters-wish-party-would-nominate-some-other-criminal-besides-trump
Borowitz Report 08/01/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/elon-musk-changes-his-own-name-to-wtf
Borowitz Report 07/31/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-only-a-few-indictments-away-from-clinching-gop-nomination
Borowitz Report 07/28/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/desantis-offers-campaign-staff-opportunity-to-work-for-free-in-exchange-for-invaluable-skills
Borowitz Report 07/26/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/unskilled-florida-man-regrets-missing-out-on-being-enslaved
Borowitz Report 07/24/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/police-baffled-as-to-who-threw-ketchup-at-doj-building
Borowitz Report 07/19/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/pence-admits-spending-entire-campaign-funds-on-taylor-swift-ticket
Borowitz Report 07/17/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/alito-and-thomas-write-opinion-declaring-that-yachts-are-people
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/desantis-demands-nato-withdraw-from-disneys-its-a-small-world-ride
Borowitz Report 07/14/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/americans-shocked-by-audiotape-appearing-to-prove-trump-capable-of-reading
Borowitz Report 06/27/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/kari-lake-declares-herself-new-leader-of-the-wagner-group
Borowitz Report 06/26/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/paul-singer-sets-fishing-record-by-catching-two-hundred-pound-supreme-court-justice
Borowitz Report 06/21/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fox-news-apologizes-for-regrettable-flirtation-with-accuracy
Borowitz Report 06/20/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/miami-police-searching-for-defendant-with-seventy-one-felony-counts-who-skipped-out-on-restaurant-check
Borowitz Report 06/16/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/official-documents-mysteriously-missing-from-miami-courthouse-trump
Borowitz Report 06/13/2023