https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/george-santos-to-spend-more-time-with-imaginary-family
Borowitz Report 11/16/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/clarence-thomas-collapses-from-exhaustion-after-first-full-day-of-regulating-himself
Borowitz Report 11/14/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/nation-terrified-that-mike-johnson-is-the-adult-in-the-room
Borowitz Report 11/13/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ivanka-unable-to-remember-name-of-her-father
Borowitz Report 11/09/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/furious-ohio-republicans-report-widespread-incidents-of-women-voting
Borowitz Report 11/08/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ginni-thomas-says-mike-johnsons-wife-seems-a-little-crazy
Borowitz Report 11/01/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/mike-pence-returns-four-dollars-to-donors
Borowitz Report 10/30/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/johnson-promises-to-be-greatest-speaker-of-the-seventeenth-century
Borowitz Report 10/25/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/george-santos-declares-jim-jordans-identity-not-worth-stealing
Borowitz Report 10/17/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/jim-jordans-speaker-bid-in-jeopardy-after-he-accidentally-locks-himself-in-bathroom
Borowitz Report 10/16/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/republican-intern-named-zach-to-be-speaker-of-the-house
Borowitz Report 10/13/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/george-santos-says-if-gop-lets-him-stay-in-congress-he-will-stop-using-their-credit-cards
Borowitz Report 10/12/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/qanon-fears-rfk-jr-will-take-votes-away-from-jfk-jr
Borowitz Report 10/10/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/house-republicans-hold-emergency-meeting-to-see-who-has-to-sit-next-to-matt-gaetz
Borowitz Report 10/05/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/every-house-republican-to-be-speaker-for-four-minutes
Borowitz Report 10/04/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/gaetz-accuses-mccarthy-of-behaving-like-adult
Borowitz Report 10/02/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-university-graduates-outraged-they-were-never-taught-to-defraud-banks
Borowitz Report 09/27/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/furious-rupert-murdoch-returns-to-fox-after-network-accidentally-broadcasts-fact
Borowitz Report 09/26/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/zelensky-offers-to-broker-peace-deal-between-kevin-mccarthy-and-house-republicans
Borowitz Report 09/22/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/x-users-to-require-elon-musk-to-pay-them-to-keep-using-it
Borowitz Report 09/19/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/criminals-flood-into-texas-after-learning-how-easy-it-is-to-get-acquitted
Borowitz Report 09/18/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/republicans-demand-biden-tell-them-why-they-are-impeaching-him
Borowitz Report 09/14/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-calls-biden-pathetic-for-needing-hunters-help-to-get-impeached
Borowitz Report 09/12/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/gop-candidates-must-pledge-to-go-to-prison-for-trump-to-qualify-for-next-debate
Borowitz Report 09/11/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/cash-strapped-desantis-forced-to-sell-beloved-go-go-boots
Borowitz Report 09/08/2023