https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/tucker-carlson-fears-that-leaked-texts-of-him-telling-truth-will-kill-his-brand
Borowitz Report 02/17/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/elon-musk-to-seek-life-on-mars-and-keep-it-from-unionizing
Borowitz Report 02/14/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/extraterrestrials-admit-responsibility-for-unidentified-objects-but-claim-they-were-only-monitoring-weather
Borowitz Report 02/13/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/pence-says-mother-will-not-give-him-permission-to-testify
Borowitz Report 02/10/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/dick-cheney-offers-to-shoot-down-future-balloons
Borowitz Report 02/07/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/elon-musk-seething-with-envy-over-attention-balloon-is-getting
Borowitz Report 02/06/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/kari-lake-furious-that-no-one-has-searched-her-home-for-stolen-documents
Borowitz Report 02/02/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-says-desantis-lacks-the-classified-documents-necessary-to-be-president
Borowitz Report 01/30/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/george-santos-reveals-that-he-is-an-m1-abrams-battle-tank
Borowitz Report 01/26/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/pence-says-he-hid-behind-classified-documents-to-keep-women-from-lusting-after-him
Borowitz Report 01/25/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-angrily-orders-pence-to-return-all-classified-documents-to-mar-a-lago
Borowitz Report 01/24/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/giuliani-praises-george-santos-the-gop-must-pass-the-torch-to-a-new-generation-of-liars
Borowitz Report 01/23/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/no-plans-for-insurrection-found-in-bidens-garage
Borowitz Report 01/18/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/elon-musk-sees-trial-as-way-to-finally-force-people-to-be-in-same-room-with-him
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/kevin-mccarthy-celebrates-one-week-of-being-barely-tolerated-by-colleagues
Borowitz Report 01/13/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-claims-that-biden-having-classified-documents-is-worse-because-he-reads
Borowitz Report 01/10/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/mccarthy-asks-whatever-joker-hid-his-gavel-to-give-it-back
Borowitz Report 01/09/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/herschel-walker-offers-kevin-mccarthy-seven-hundred-dollars-to-abort-his-speaker-bid
Borowitz Report 01/05/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/kevin-mccarthy-fails-math-for-first-time-since-high-school
Borowitz Report 01/03/2023
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/kari-lake-furious-that-some-liars-like-george-santos-got-to-win-and-she-didnt
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/kari-lake-flips-out-at-7-eleven-after-buying-losing-lottery-ticket
Borowitz Report 12/26/2022
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/elon-musk-named-most-exhausting-person-of-2022
Borowitz Report 12/19/2022
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/poll-most-people-want-to-know-elon-musks-location-so-they-can-avoid-him
Borowitz Report 12/16/2022
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/world-shocked-that-man-running-business-based-on-imaginary-money-might-be-fraud
Borowitz Report 12/14/2022
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/nation-shocked-to-learn-that-kyrsten-sinema-had-been-a-democrat
Borowitz Report 12/09/2022