Anyone want a furry 10-lb wrecking ball?

Last night, this beast nearly cost me a lot of money.

She decided to jump up on my desk, but she is not a sinuous, agile feline — she is an inept, clumsy idiot. She landed on my webcam and sent it flying, and then tried to recover badly by leaping up and back, ending up between the wall and my computer, where there’s nothing but a tangle of cables which did not provide a solid purchase. She scrabbled frantically at the cables, disconnecting most of them, and hurled herself at the wall, then bounced into the back of the monitor.

I don’t know what she did next because all I saw was that my computer shut down and the monitor was toppling forward into my face.

Anyway, if anyone needs a demolition cat I’m willing to throw her into a box and pay for the postage.