How to get to heaven, Mormon-style

At last, that convoluted theology is clarified.

It has been rendered obsolete, though. I was tap-tap-tapping this into my iPad, oblivious to the world around me, and I looked up and a Guinness had magically appeared at my table. A theology that fails to mention the spontaneous emergence of pints of Guinness is No True Theology at all.

(And thanks, passing attendee!)