Guess who’s going to visit the Ark Park?

Other than hordes of gullible Jesusoids, that is.

It’s…

Rafael Cruz the Father of U.S. Senator @tedcruz is looking forward to visiting the @ArkEncounter soon. We look forward to hosting you!! pic.twitter.com/t1Es3zuPBu

— Ken Ham (@aigkenham) October 28, 2017

Yes! The mastermind behind the JFK assassination and father of the Zodiac Killer is going to be roaming about the Big Gay Wooden Boat. I notice they don’t mention when the murderous Christian Dominionist (uh-oh, I sound like Dan Brown) is going to be prowling, so everyone better play it safe and avoid the place for a while. Like forever.

They must be getting desperate when Rafael Cruz is their ‘celebrity’ attendee.