My wife is going to get a shock when she gets home

According to Fox News, that respected source, marriage died in 2013.

Marriage is over.  

It was always at least a little funny that a huge percentage of people swore to stay together until death, then divorced and remarried.  

But, now, it is, officially, judicially, a joke.  

If two men can marry, and three men can marry, and five women and a man can marry, and three men and two women can marry, then marriage has no meaning.  

It’s over. Go get rings, go get lawyers, go rent a nice hall, but City Hall should bow out.

I really wasn’t looking for a divorce, but I guess Mary and I will just have to live in sin from now on. Hmm. Maybe it will add a little thrill of the forbidden.