Pizza is awesome!

It’s been one of those days. Lots of grading. Lots of meetings. Lots of classes. Lots of labs. I’m tired. I come home, I fire up the laptop, and…everything is awesome!

Rupert Murdoch ends global climate change!

Wild winter in US, UK, etc. no respectable evidence any of this man made climate change in spite of blindly ignorant politicians.

— Rupert Murdoch (@rupertmurdoch) February 18, 2014

Wild winter in US, UK, etc. no respectable evidence any of this man made climate change in spite of blindly ignorant politicians.

You know what happens when the local fracking well explodes?

FREE PIZZA! Chevron actually gave out coupons for free pizza to residents of Bobtown, Pennsylvania, after a colossal explosion of a fracking well killed one person and burned uncontrollably for five days.

Wait, these things explode?

Don’t worry, forget that. Also free 2 liter soft drink! Shut up and stuff your face!

More happy news! Further progress has been made in bringing a little bit of Alberta to America!

You do not think that looks good? Need I remind you: PIZZA. So many many pizzas!

Everything is awesome!