Atheists must debate while naked now

Pharyngula 2023-10-15

Wow, a novel argument from a creationist. Ken Ham posted this on Facebook yesterday. Stand in awe before his logic.

Atheists who argue that we are just animals are almost always wearing clothes. Do animals wear clothes? No. So instead of making a consistent argument that we are only animals, atheists are instead confirming a literal Genesis 3 where we wear clothes due to sin and shame! God gave Adam and Eve cloths after sin. This works with many other things: Why do we have a seven-day week–the Bible. Why does logic and reason exist–the Bible. Why does knowledge exist–the Bible. Why is marriage defined as a man and a woman–the Bible. This list can go on for hours! But in an unbeliever’s worldview, they lack the very foundational basis for such things.

We also wear eyeglasses. Do you know any animals who wear glasses? Checkmate, atheists!

I don’t understand how the seven-day week preceded the Bible, though. Did Jesus have a time machine?

If the Bible is the source of logic and reason, why is it that the most fervent believers seem to lack both?