Next time you see an Amber Alert, just mutter to yourself, “There goes another lazy kid”

Better Half, 3/25/13 Hello, and welcome to this journey I’m on, which is called “Josh learns that the Better Half is so, so much more harrowing than the Lockhorns will ever be.” Remember: Leroy doesn’t mind when Loretta criticizes him because he’s a loveless shell of a man who can’t feel emotions anymore. Stanley doesn’t [...]

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