Do birds capable of flying over water even need boats?

Dennis the Menace and Heathcliff, 6/10/13 Since my main beef with Dennis the Menace is that he long ago ceased to be menacing, I feel obliged to acknowledge the flashes of menace we do see. Just trying to return some ice cream that you’ve already gotten your gross spit all over is less “menacing” than [...]

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