“Haha, is that a metaphor, or–” “NO STAY AWAY FOREVER”

Spider-Man, 6/18/13 True story: Once, when I was living in California, I got the time zone math backwards and called my dad and stepmother at 11 p.m. my time, thinking that it was 8 p.m. on the East Coast when of course it was 2 a.m., and naturally they were less than thrilled about this. [...]

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