Seriously, you don’t get to depict the Olympic Rings without paying somebody off

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Pluggers, 2/22/14 “Reflective” is not usually a term we normally associate with pluggers, but you have to admit that there appears to be a certain amount of self-reflection going through this plugger-cat’s mind as he stares at his pill container. Self-reflection and regret. “Boy, reefer and LSD sure seemed real scary back in college,” he […]

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