Dennis should join a band of child pickpockets on the Metro and never look back

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Dennis the Menace, 4/7/14 OK, so I get that if you came up with a joke about “what if the Venus de Milo wanted to do some texting, but she couldn’t? eh? eh? because she hasn’t got any arms? eh?” and you had a nationally syndicated comic panel where your jokes could go, this would […]

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