The Freedom to Associate with Other Lunatics of a Similar Persuasion

I suppose every American, as a free individual, is entitled to live in his or own private world of psychotic delusions. And what is freedom of association but the freedom to associate with other lunatics of a similar persuasion? People say our nation is in decline, but it seems to me like we are coming ever closer to making this part of the American dream come true.

– John Ganz, Everyone in America is Totally Insane