TIFU by suggesting to my bf that he get testicle implants

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I’ve been dating this guy for a few months. He has a fetish for petite Asian girls, that I know. But he also has a thing for big breasts, which I attribute to his “hentai porn” fascination where women are depicted in strange and inhuman proportions.

In the past month, he has been making comments here and there about breast implants. He would send me articles on the joys of saline vs silicone implants, for example, and would tell me I’d be “perfect” if I got some saline implants to fill a DD cup, as a “joke” of course. (DD is not crazy actually because my band size is 30, which is equivalent to a 34C, but still insulting to me.)

So I finally had it a week ago and told him to stop making jokes about implants because they are not funny and insulting. I told him most petite Asian women are not big breasted contrary to his hentai fantasy. He did stop for a few days, then today again he mentioned to me how great I’d look in a double D while we were out having brunch.

So I snapped, and I said well maybe he should get some testicle implants to augment the size of his cherry testicles. Well he didn’t take my suggestion too kindly and went home in a huff by himself. He hasn’t returned any of my texts since.

TL;DR: I underestimated how fragile my bf’s ego is concerning his balls and I insulted him deeply by suggesting he get implants.

Edit/Update: looks like he is breaking up with me by ghosting. I tried calling him to apologize since he’s ignoring my texts and he is sending my calls directly to voicemail. :(

More Edit: I’m very sorry if I gave the wrong impression of him here. Words are very limited. He really is a good guy otherwise. I know and I hear everyone: he is really foolish in how he expresses his fetish. But I really like him (AND his balls big or small!). I did not mean to hurt him this deeply and I’m just so sad right now that I hurt him this much. I feel like a terrible person. I shouldn’t have reacted with cattiness that I didn’t even mean because I like his balls just the way they are!

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