What is the WORST book title you've ever read?

Anything goes! Any genre, any title, as long as it's super either cringeworthy, terrible, doesn't make sense at all, is just lame, doesn't tell you ANYTHING whatsoever about the book/has nothing to do with the book's contents, or anything else you can think of that makes it a terrible title!

Here's the one that prompted me making this thread:

'The Loosening Skin'

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