Horoscope: The Signs as Things You’d Find in Your Grandparents’ Basement
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Aries: Wedding china
Taurus: Scattergories
Gemini: Tangled Xmas lights
Cancer: Cobwebs
Leo: Hummel dolls
Virgo: Cookbook from a Baptist church
Libra: Exodus by Leon Uris
Scorpio: Deviled egg serving tray
Sagittarius: Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass
Capricorn: Vintage Tupperware
Aquarius: Water-damaged photo album
Pisces: Butterfly collection
— Sister Aurora Impulse