Horoscope: The Signs as Things You’d Find in Your Grandparents’ Basement

Aries: Wedding china Taurus: Scattergories Gemini: Tangled Xmas lights Cancer: Cobwebs Leo: Hummel dolls Virgo: Cookbook from a Baptist church Libra: Exodus by Leon Uris Scorpio: Deviled egg serving tray Sagittarius: Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass Capricorn: Vintage Tupperware Aquarius: Water-damaged photo album Pisces: Butterfly collection — Sister Aurora Impulse