New items – 15 total

• Tea Party Issues Scathing Rebuttal to State of Union Twelve Hours Before Speech

  http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/02/tea-party-issues-scathing-rebuttal-to-state-of-union-twelve-hours-before-speech.html

  Borowitz Report 02/12/2013

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• A Letter from Kim Jong-un

  http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/02/a-letter-from-kim-jong-un.html

  Borowitz Report 02/13/2013

  humor

• Choking Back Tears, N.R.A. Leader Marries Gun

  http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/02/nra-leader-marries-gun.html

  Borowitz Report 02/14/2013

  humor

• House Science Committee Questions Existence of Meteors

  http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/02/house-science-committee-questions-existence-of-meteors.html

  Borowitz Report 02/17/2013

• Boehner Defends Decision to Remain on Ass

  http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/02/boehner-defends-decision-to-remain-on-ass.html

  Borowitz Report 02/26/2013

  senate john boehner

• Oakland Rapper Pope Emeritus Threatens Lawsuit

  http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/02/oakland-rapper-pope-emeritus-threatens-lawsuit.html

  Borowitz Report 02/27/2013

• Chinese Hackers Drop U.S. Government from List of High-Value Targets

  http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/02/chinese-hackers-drop-us-government-from-list-of-high-value-targets.html

  Borowitz Report 02/28/2013

• Pentagon: Cuts Could Hamper Ability To Invade Countries For No Reason

  http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/03/pentagon-cuts-could-hamper-ability-to-invade-countries-for-no-reason.html

  Borowitz Report 03/03/2013

• Insensitive Remarks Led to Young Scalia’s Firing by Kinko’s

  http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/03/insensitive-remarks-led-to-young-scalias-firing-by-kinkos.html

  Borowitz Report 03/05/2013

• New T.S.A. Rules Draw Praise of National Arbitrariness Association

  http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/03/new-tsa-rules-draw-praise-of-national-arbitrariness-association.html

  Borowitz Report 03/06/2013

• Poll: Majority of Americans Opposed to Being Killed by Drone

  http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/03/poll-majority-of-americans-opposed-to-being-killed-by-drone.html

  Borowitz Report 03/08/2013

• Pope Candidate Axed Over Trashy Facebook Photos

  http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/03/pope-candidate-axed-over-trashy-facebook-photos.html

  Borowitz Report 03/11/2013

  humor

• Ryan Budget Plan Gets Endorsement from Ayn Rand

  http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/03/ryan-budget-plan-gets-endorsement-from-ayn-rand.html

  Borowitz Report 03/12/2013

  politics humor

• Vatican Calls White Smoke a False Alarm: “We Were Just Burning Documents”

  http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/03/vatican-calls-white-smoke-a-false-alarm-we-were-just-burning-documents.html

  Borowitz Report 03/13/2013

• Unsuccessful Pope Candidate Blames Media

  http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/03/unsuccessful-pope-candidate-blames-media.html

  Borowitz Report 03/14/2013

  humor