And now I have an official blog poem!
Pharyngula 2024-06-10
Summary:
Stolen from McSweeney’s. To be read aloud in a very tiny but furious voice: WE ARE THE SPIDERS OF THIS HOUSE SHOUTING OUR MANIFESTO AS BEST WE CAN WITHOUT VOCAL CORDS BUT ONLY YOUR CATS CAN HEAR US THEY ARE LAZY, OVERFED WE LAUGH IN THEIR WHISKERED FACES AS WE BUMP UGLIES BENEATH THE LOVESEAT […]