More AI satire

OpenAI comms: [underspecific hype-y 'big tings coming!!' pls like and subscribe] Google comms: [corporate vagueness about Gemini3-0011 v2 FINAL.docx on Vertex available to 14 users] GDM comms: [we have simulated a rat's brain capable of solving 4D chess, but we're not sure why]…

— Séb Krier (@sebkrier) December 3, 2024

If you want to read the whole thing without going to X, here you are:

OpenAI comms: [underspecific hype-y 'big tings coming!!' pls like and subscribe] Google comms: [corporate vagueness about Gemini3-0011 v2 FINAL.docx on Vertex available to 14 users] GDM comms: [we have simulated a rat's brain capable of solving 4D chess, but we're not sure why] Anthropic comms: [we are very worried. we have asked the model to spell out 'doom' and it did] Meta comms: [haha we love the USA!! our new mostly-open model is very American!! pls work for us] Microsoft comms: [would you like to set Microsoft Edge your default browser?]

Some of the responses are also funny, e.g.

Microsoft: at long last we have achieved integration of copilot and copilot through copilot, we are also planning to release a completely new tool called copilot

— Mad ML scientist (@HououinTyouma) December 4, 2024

and

Absolute banger. Though you I both know the only folks at Google using .docx are the lawyer cats

— Bilawal Sidhu (@bilawalsidhu) December 5, 2024