The enigmatic language of the new Windows 8 ads

Everybody has been puzzling over the language of the series of online ads for Windows 8 that it recently released in Asia. Seattle Times:  "Those weird and wacky Windows 8 ads: What language are they in?" Forbes:  "Microsoft's Asian Windows 8 Ads Are Relatively Insane" Mashable:  "Windows 8 Releases Kooky Ads in Asia — But in What Language?" Native [...]