Oh god…NO, DIRE WOLVES HAVE NOT BEEN BROUGHT BACK FROM EXTINCTION!

Jesus. Look at the cover of Time magazine. They’re not even close. Look! They’ve resurrected unicorns! It’s ridiculous. They made a few genetic tweaks to a grey wolf, almost entirely cosmetic, to make puppies that kind of look like how they imagine a dire wolf would look like, and now the hype industry has gone […]