There will be nothing left after the billionaires are done with us

It’s a toasty 33°C (93°F) here in this northern state, and the White House has fired our researchers who contributed to the National Climate Assessment. 400 scientists abruptly got the axe. I guess if they destroy all the thermometers, we won’t notice how hot it’s getting.

Goddamn these Republican scumbags to hell. If and when violence arrives at their doorstep, don’t expect me to express the slightest regret or remorse.

Also, fuck all you Democrats who sat out the last election.