The three funniest items on the Kroger recall list

Palko points us to this news item, “Kroger Recall Update: Full List of Product Warnings Across 18 States.” My favorite:

Yummi Sushi, recalled October 28, 2025: Nashville, Knoxville, Georgia, and South Carolina stores. Possible contamination with metal fragments.

If you’d asked me why they were recalling sushi, “contamination with metal fragments” would not have been in my first hundred guesses. I guess the metal makes it yummier.

And my second favorite:

Face Rock Curds Vampire Slayer Garlic, recalled June 25, 2025: Affects Fred Meyer and QFC stores. Potential Listeria contamination.

I don’t see the problem. Listeria would slay a vampire too, no?

And this:

High Noon vodka Beach Variety, recalled July 28, 2025: Affects Kroger-owned stores located in Wisconsin, South Carolina and Virginia. Kroger says: “Specific lot codes of the product are being recalled due to variety packs may have cans labeled Celsius Energy Drink filled with seltzer alcohol.”

High noon, indeed.