19 Words That Mean Something Different To Equestrians
BuzzFeed - Latest 2014-09-20
Summary:
“Your significant other isn’t a human, it’s your horse.”
Clothes
What it means to non-equestrians: Something you wear out, often to make a fashion statement.
What it means to equestrians: A napkin for your horse to rub his face all over. White clothes especially attract horse slobber.
Tall Boots
What it means to non-equestrians: Something you wear in the autumn and winter that looks great and keeps your feet warm.
What it means to equestrians: An absurdly expensive pair of boots that will inevitably get very dirty but you guard them with your life.
Plastic Bag
What it means to non-equestrians: Something you carry food in.
What it means to equestrians: A demon that, when flapping, could send you flying face first into the dirt.
Money
What it means to non-equestrians: Something you use to purchase or pay for things.
What it means to equestrians: Something you don't have any of because you spend it all on your horse.