Don’t hand me that baby unless you’re ready to start singing “Circle of Life.”

You often forget that you can't effortlessly befriend wildlife.

Come here, kindly raccoon! Let us talk at length!

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Whenever you hold a baby, you have to curb your desire to present it to the adoring masses of Pride Rock.

And then smear your thumb across their forehead and whisper, "Simbaaaaa."

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You've tried to have a conversation with your houseware.

If it's not Baroque, don't fix it, right? RIGHT, CEILING FAN?

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You're wary of fruit.

Sure, there are health benefits, BUT AT WHAT COST?

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