*High-pitched wailing*

Your roommates always make you take the worst room in the house.

And how can you argue? You don't even have a mouth.

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You're not very photogenic.

Wow, way to get your bad side.

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Nobody ever talks to you at their parties.

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And when you throw your own, they tend to be pretty lifeless.

[silence, occasional creaking]

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