A brief lesson in how a suit jacket should fit.

Cam Newton is the quarterback on the Carolina Panthers and is probably going to win the Super Bowl. But the dude cannot dress himself. And it's sad.

Newton arrived in California this weekend to prepare for the NFL championship, wearing these loud ass Versace pants, and people are tripping.

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The pants themselves are pretty baller. A smaller dude, like, idk, Usher, could pull these off.

It's that the pants don't actually fit.

A: The crotch is going to get blown out after literally an hour. Pants shouldn't be this tight.

B: Pants should not hug your knee and calves. You should be able to bend your knee. One high step and Cam's gonna bust out of these things.

C: This crop isn't quite as bad as we've seen from Cam before. But pants should break at the top of the ankle.

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But Cam's pants weren't even the most offensive thing on the tarmac.

No, that honor belongs to his teammates Derek Anderson and Greg Olsen.

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