No one will ever be as good at the internet as millennials.

We were smart enough to use it as a tool but dumb enough to invent the shitpost. We are able to spot scams and trolls like a sixth sense, meanwhile boomers and genz are getting wrecked worse than the elderly by scams and misinformation right now. When our parents need help with their internet they call us, when our kids need help with their internet they call us.

The internet itself is basically a millennial. I don't think we understand how lucky we were to have been born without it but grow up with it.

We are the wizards of the internet.

Edit: I gave all genxers wizard cards because you're all just old millennials.

Edit 2: I'm really proud of this little circle jerk we got going right now.