My friends call me Squirrel Butt, I eat mustard by the spoonful, and I kiss my cat goodnight. Have at it 🐿
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Hello! I am a Hufflepuff librarian who enjoys playing Dungeons and Dragons with my friends and fiance. I have lived with Juvenile Myoclonic Epilepsy ever since I was ten and it has given me a sense of humour. I hope to be the next Mr. Rogers someday, so roast me and I'll toast you!
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/e5pfnb/hello_i_am_a_hufflepuff_librarian_who_enjoys/
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22. My best friend is my cat. Literally allergic to sunlight and spend my entire life in my apartment. Have 20 giant screws in my spine from back surgery. So anxious that I retook this pic almost 15 times. Do your worst.
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/fagdz4/22_my_best_friend_is_my_cat_literally_allergic_to/
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hi my boyfriend left me for his ex who is a model/ballerina/all around fairy princess. I have the emotional capacity of a 12 year old boy and do art. I wear glasses. can’t smile. treat the gym like therapy. Those are my fun facts idk make me feel something again
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/sgs9fs/hi_my_boyfriend_left_me_for_his_ex_who_is_a/
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20f single mom with 2 kids already. I clean houses for a living. Virtually no friends yet I believe I’ll have a big enough fan base to be a successful music artist/singer one day. Absolutely wreck me.
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/wbelq8/20f_single_mom_with_2_kids_already_i_clean_houses/