"This intro is high-key gonna slap"
Language Log 2024-12-27
Summary:
The winning submission to a high school essay contest, written by Mallory Valis, described as "a 16-year-old from Toronto", starts this way: Bro, this intro is high-key gonna slap. Just let me cook. Oh wait, I should be more formal. Uhh. . . . Henceforth I commence my righteous thesis. Yeah. In the eyes of […]