Do the Cthulhu: Monsters and Cannibals
Waggish 2021-10-31
Summary:
It is a truth universally acknowledged that no one knows how to do the Monster Mash, and that the song only describes people doing the dance and not how to dance it. Yet the Monster Mash can be known. Its own lyrics say as much. The cost—one’s sanity, surely—may just be too great. For you, […]